dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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