I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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