Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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