You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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