I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
