trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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