he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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