Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
two words...techno handjob
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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