Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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