I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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