I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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