Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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