I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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