sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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