I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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