Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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