all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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