I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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