Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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