I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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