we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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