O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Randomize
