Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
