Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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