it wasn't lemon gatorade
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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