Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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