As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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