i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We left the knife in your bed.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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