he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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