i love accidental penises.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
