Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
