Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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