Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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