Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We have started to decorate penises.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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