Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he was CRYING into my vagina
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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