But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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