Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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