just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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