His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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