I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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