I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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