We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
being pregnant is like rehab
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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