fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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