Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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