glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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