That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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