is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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