i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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