"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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