North Korea, Best Korea!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Just puked most of my soul out..
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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