I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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