If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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