I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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